"Hi! This is Crappy Boy again live from Bayshore Station. Today, we are going to crap about certain national issues. Feel free to dial 1800-112-Crapper to crap it out."
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Crappy Boy: "Hello! What is your name?"
Caller A: "My name is Joseph, but you can call me JoJo."
Crappy Boy: "Oh, hi! JoJo..."
JoJo: "Ya, er...I want to crap ah...recently the transportation fee increase again. Wah lou, very sian...you know? Because ar my job the pay not very high and I no car, my work place is quite far from my house. So most of the time I must take the bus and MRT. I remember, few months ago, they just increased it already what, why now must increase again? Like that ar, I very soon eat myself already."
Crappy Boy: "I see, Joseph. Well, just don't over-eat yourself! Wahahahahahaha!"
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Crappy Boy: "Okay, thank you for calling, Joseph. Now let's hear what the next caller have to say. Hello, you are...?"
Caller B: "Hi, my name is Matthew."
Crappy Boy: "Okay, Matthew. What do you want to crap about?"
Matthew: "I just want to say I think we are being robbed by the government."
Crappy Boy: "Yeah, why?"
Matthew: "Because you see...there are so many things that are raising, transportation fee, electricity, temperature...so many things are raising, except our salary. What the hell?! It doesn't make sense right? I work work work, pay pay pay and become poor poor poor. It's not very good. Besides, you see, the government rather use money to build roads and pathways, build this and build that. Use so much money, why don't consider giving the citizen more money? It will make all of the Singaporeans and those living here happier also, you say correct or not?"
Crappy Boy: "Okay, correct or not."
Matthew: "What correct or not?"
Crappy Boy: "Oh I thought you asked me to say correct or not. Wahahahahahaha!"
Matthew: "..."
Crappy Boy: "Well, Matthew, thank you for your crap."
"Well, to a certain extent, I do agree with them. While the government is trying to build a better living place for us, they somehow overlook at certain people's need."
"Okay, we have come to the end of today's show. We thank you for tuning in to 0708FM. We will see you indefinitely the next time Crappy Boy have a new material to talk about on."
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